How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
