He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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