Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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