Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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