I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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