he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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