these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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