It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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