It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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