how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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