Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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