Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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