playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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