This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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