I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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