mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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