It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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