oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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