If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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