wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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