I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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