thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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