He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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