I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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