We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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