if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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