if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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