That's intense
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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