i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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