Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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