My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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