Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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