it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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