Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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