omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
