guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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