He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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