You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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