If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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