I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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