The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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