Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Fuck appropriateness.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
