girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No...this little piggys going to the bar
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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