IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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