We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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