ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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