from now on my penis is your penis
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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