question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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