Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
