chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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