your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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