I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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