either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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